Resume to my kid


Address: Same house

Contact: Just yell, I’ll hear you

Over 6+ years of pretending to know what to do in all situations. Able to spot a spider at a great distance and challenge one’s bravery while staying far away from it. Possesses desirable communication skills of wit, sarcasm, and sometimes a great comeback. Seeking the opportunity to utilize the skills accumulated over the years.

Professional Experience

Warehouse worker: 2016-Present

  • Self-starter
  • Exceeds expectations of given task/assignment(s)
  • Manages time efficiently
  • Physical exhaustion doesn’t affect stamina or endurance throughout the work day

Dental and Medical Assistant: 2011-2015

  • Knowledgeable of policies and procedures in both fields
  • Remains calm in a high-stressed environment
  • Explains complicated terminology for medical and dental where both parties are satisfied
  • Easily approachable and to get along with

Boatswain’s Mate (U.S. Coast Guard): 2003-2010

  • Has performed over 50 search and rescue missions successfully throughout career
  • Able to push aside exhaustion limits to accomplish a mission
  • Values the core values of: “Honor, Respect, and Devotion to Duty”
  • Appreciates being part of an Armed Forces to protect and secure a place for Freedom


  • High School Graduate
  • Maritime Law Enforcement Graduate/Unit Instructor
  • Dental Assisting
  • Medical Assisting
  • Forklift Operator

Additional Information

  • Became a published poet at 16
  • Surfed in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans
  • Played a ukulele at a coffee shop for free coffee
  • Ate over 60 pieces of sushi rolls in one sitting
  • Can straighten an attitude with one glance, no words said
  • Uses reverse psychology to show the importance of decision making

There is no need to look any further for an applicant. My experiences have sharpened over time and they are yours to use. As your, “Right Hand Man”, I will not fail you.


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